I may not have gone where I wanted to go, but I think I ended up where I intended to be. -- Douglas Adams
Cover it in salt - a nice, thick, salty crust. She'll never make that mistake again.(Found you through The Bloggess, and this was just way too funny/something that would happen to me if I had roommates that I just had to comment.)
The best part is that i'm the only person in the house who even uses butter. Everyone else uses SmartBalance. I'm not really sure why she even felt like she should buy butter in the first place.