Overheard in the Office 8

"I tell my boyfriend all the time, 'If there's a zombie apocalypse, and you think it's funny to pretend you're a zombie, I will kill you. No hesitation.' I think I'd last a long time in a zombie apocalypse. I think about it all the time. Like, if I'm in class, I look at the person next to me and think, 'What if they suddenly turned into a zombie?' I'm so prepared."