1. This poem is heavy.
"Don't forget about love
When the bell tower is bloodied with disappointment
And revolution is splay-legged, stillbirth pushing through contractions"
2. This made me laugh. out. loud.
"Visitors stated that a second male with a thick brown mane challenged the alpha male numerous times, with both attempting to call attention to their physical strength by picking up 10-gallon tubs of sorbet and bringing in large stacks of waffle cones from the back. Additionally, witnesses noted that the two males sought to entice potential mates by conspicuously displaying the colorful markings on their upper arms, which reportedly depicted a tiger in profile and the Guns N' Roses insignia."
3. More poetry.
"So God said let there be doubt
and there was doubt.
And he called the doubt soul."