Two voicemails from this morning:
"Hi, my name is L, and I would love to come to your school. So if you could give me a call back, that would be great. Bye!"
Um, yeah. We're going to need a little bit more than that.
"Hi, my name is (unintelligible murmur), and my number is xxx-xxx-xxmumblemumble. If you could call me back, I'd really appreciate it."
No worries. I'll get right on that.
Some people should not be allowed to use a phone.