This weekend, John and i went to Bethesda to visit my brother. My aunt brought us a copy of our hometown newspaper, which featured a front-page story about my brother going home for the first time and seeing friends and family.
This story was just above one about a bee colony being moved.
The bee colony story beat out the article about bomb threats to local schools and my gynecologist running for congress. The bomb threat story had a typo in the name of the town.
This is the same town where there was once a fifteen minute traffic delay because a cow got onto the bridge.
You can't make this shit up.