Anyway, one gift was a gift card to Amazon, which was awesome. The other one was a framed photograph of me.
Let me explain, because that sentence comes nowhere near the glorious awkwardness of this gift.
My Secret Santa took this photo from my Facebook:
|"No, don't take a picture! Gah, i look so ugly!" |
Just kidding. This was from my senior photoshoot.
|"Friends are the Family you Choose".|
Once my gasping laughter had subsided, he explained that the real gift was the frame.
"Girls like frames."
". . . girls like frames?" i asked, confused.
"Yeah. Girls like frames. I had a girlfriend once. I know what they like."
I really wanted to write a funny punchline to go with that, but as Emily once told me, "Sometimes the facts need no commentary." This is my life.